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Welcome to barseven...adults only...THIS SITE IS PURELY AN ESCAPE...

whether you are at work clock watching and doing a little illicit surfing, or at home idly flicking through the web.
Most of the images can be lifted for your own amusement.
(If you see an image that you own the copyright for let me know and I will remove it)
SEE MAIN DISCLAIMER!
Some of the subjects have been sent to me by fiends.(Deliberate typo!) If it makes me smile I tend to upload it.
So bear in mind that all the outre matter herein is not entirely the outpourings from my own damaged mind.(See right for self-portrait)
With a well arty link!

HOW TO INTERACT...
You may have noticed the crap animations dotted about these pages.I erm create these myself.(Now theres a surprise!)
So heres a suggestion...If you should have any photographs of loved ones, ex-loved ones,your boss, colleagues, relatives, or heaven forbid enemies lying around...Why don't you e-mail them to me with a short plot and I will upload the result onto the site,and send you a copy gratis!
Or you could leave the visual irony to me.
Remember this is just a suggestion!

On this subject, if you would like to see a site offering something similar, (but with all the subtley of a housebrick in the face) check out the "lickle dump truck" somewhere on the main photo page.

DISCLAIMER...
This site is not registered at the post office as a newspaper. Product may contain nut extracts. Do use while under the influence of drugs or alcohol. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember.) Store away from direct sunlight. Do not use while you are not in attendance. Please dispose of thoughtfully.
Any complaints will be dealt with by my legal advisors;
Messrs."Brassknuckles" Frankie and "Switchblade" Sal. Solicitors and Commissioners for Oafs
Who will cheerfully pop round to your home and attempt to redress any of your concerns.

(Actually they are more likely to rip your bleedin' head off and piss down your neck!)

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT....
Something a bit tasteless but very funny!

QUITE INTERESTING....
Righto!