Welcome to Firkham Hall the last bastion of Knowledge for ne'er-do-wells in England 442 Welcome to the hereditary seat of the Firkham family, visit the library, the home of many fine and rare manuscripts, stroll through the long gallery and admire our collection of magnificent paintings portraying illustrious Firkham ancestors. Wander through our meticulously landscaped grounds and tarry awhile amongst the many curious botanical specimens collected there. Marvel at the many treasures and trophies gathered in the great hall for your perusal. Firkham Hall, a rare and unusual institution. Examine this living relic at your leisure. Be aware that the Firkhams are leftovers from a bygone age. Please do not be offended by the eccentric behaviour of these ne'er-do-wells with their manners derived from snobbery, smut, and what passes for humour. Give thanks that this obnoxious culture will die out with the last of them.

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