The latest look...How to go...COUNCIL
Hi, I'm Larry Bollocks your personal style Guru.
If you, like me, want to gain any credibility whatsoever...
Then you just have to learn to create
THAT AUTHENTIC 'COUNCIL' LOOK!
You don't have to go to the trouble of actually living in a council property.
(or dwelling as us sooper cool types know them)
Oh no, not on your nelly,
just follow my easy step by step guide...
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GOING 'COUNCIL' - PREPARATION step 1. First buy my 'COUNCIL KIT'... Then prepare by getting yourself in the mood... I like to dress up as an 'ethnic' type person. Don't I look fantastic? Try and find your own ethnicity - don't just copy me... (Of course you can get THAT AUTHENTIC 'COUNCIL' LOOK! without actually being ethnic - but where's the fun?) Are you getting that 'ethnic' vibe? - Alienation, deprivation and general despair? You can get an authentic experience HERE Right now you're psyched up.... Let us 'CHECK THE KIT'... |
GOING 'COUNCIL' - PREPARATION step 2.
Now lay everything out in an accessible order, this will encourage spontaneity. Now.....Lets create... THAT AUTHENTIC 'COUNCIL' LOOK! |
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I have all my chums with me...so do not forget to visit each mini - site.
Linda Barking, Monkey Dong, Justincolin, Anna Ridemy - Dickhardson & last as well as least total twat Graham Whassisname.
