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BARSEVEN AWARDED CONTRACT TO ADVISE BRITISH CITIZENS
ON PROTECTION UPON OUTBREAK OF TERRORIST ATTACK!
U.S.A., ISRAELI, FRENCH GERMAN, AND EVEN THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENTS HAVE ALREADY PUT PROPOSALS IN PLACE. BARSEVEN APOLOGISES FOR DELAY BY H.M.GOVERNMENT.
Greatful common working men shrug off chemical fall out to read the news!
Offering various degrees of protection from the most popular chemical and biological agents!
Nuclear, biological, chemical protection - made from highest quality materials tested by NASA in shuttle programme! - fully customisable for that straight from the PARIS catwalks look! [ Fashion speak Note; Nuclear.Biological.Chemical. = NoBody Cares anyway! ] Just how cool is that?
Artificially assisted power - + - protection will allow you to wreak vengence on ALL the scroats in your neighbourhood!!!
VX
Nerve Agent
(O-ethyl S-(2-diisopropylaminoethyl) Soman - GD Nerve Agent (Pinacolyl methyl phosphonofluoridate) Whassit look like then? GD is a lethal cholinesterase inhibitor.Soman is a colorless liquid when pure with a fruity odor. The industrial version is yellow-brown with a camphor-like odor. Symptoms? Similar to above. Antidote pack 1 Manufacturer? Coca-Cola (worldwide) Sarin -GB Nerve Agent (Isopropyl methylphosphonofluoridate) Whassit look like then? Sarin is a colorless non-persistent liquid. The vapor is slightly heavier than air, so it hovers close to the ground. Symptoms? Similar to above. Antidote pack 1 Manufacturer? Various Corporations worldwide.( Sometimes marketed as one-coat gloss paint ) Tabun - GA Nerve Agent (Dimethylphosphoramido-cyanidate) Whassit look like then? Tabun was the first nerve agent discovered. GA is a clear colorless and tasteless liquid with a slightly fruity odor. Symptoms? Similar to above with additional syptoms; twitching, jerking, and staggering, confusion, drowsiness, coma, and convulsions. Antidote pack 1 Manufacturer? Budweiser.(US) Scottish & Newcastle(UK) Mustard - HD Blister Agent (bis- (2-chloroethyl) sulfide) Whassit look like then? Mustard (liquid) is colorless when pure, but is normally a brown oily substance. Mustard (vapor) has a slight garlic- or mustard-like odor. Symptoms? Mustard is a blister agent that affects the eyes, lungs and skin. There is no known antidote for mustard exposure; the process of cellular destruction is irreversible. Manufacturer? MacDonalds (Worldwide) Trichothecene - Biological Agent (T2) Mycotoxin (Also known as yellow rain) Whassit look like then? If delivered by aerosol has the appearance of rain droplets of a er..yellow hue. Symptoms? Contact causes skin pain, redness, blistering lead to patches of skin death.Eventually your skin falls off.You do NOT want to inhale this. There is no known antidote. Manufacturer? Your Dog. RICIN -biological Agent(Ricinus communis) Whassit look like then? Unfortunately invisible Symptoms? Abrupt onset of chest tightness, cough, shortness of breath, increasingly severe breathing difficulties. There is no known antidote Manufacturer? Imperial Tobacco(UK) Philip Morris(US)
They have saved me and, and my government from another potentially embarrassing gaffe... With very short notice they have developed all these...super products to protect the populace of our beloved Isle! Cheri, my wife...and I have personally tested most of the items on this site and we can say...we were totally satisfied! Lets all have...three cheers for these dedicated patriots!!!' |
Our boffins are working around the clock to provide YOU with the necessary products to protect and survive during this imminent crisis! Visit the BARSEVEN boffins on photopage 2! You'll never guess what they will invent next!
Unfortunately, because of their inherent instability.... We have to keep the Boffins in isolation. Sometimes you just have to be cruel to be kind.... Rest assured that BARSEVEN R & D department is still churning out more twaddle even while you are reading this!!! Miracle fabric created by BARSEVEN 
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